Stone Cold Country By The Grace Of God

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

operationinfuriatedpunishment:

theaprilsmeow:

thefrogman:

Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage.

God damn motherduckers

adam and eve, not huey and louie

A pin-up special

capekalaska:

Carrina Vargas.

cisforcurves:

Curvy pinups make the world go round.

fuckyeahlaughters:

rupindah:

I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care