Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
Baby ducks are ruining the sanctity of marriage.
God damn motherduckers
adam and eve, not huey and louie
Curvy pinups make the world go round.
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care